The World World Census

The Fattest Citizens in the World

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

NationWA CategoryMotto
21.The Constitutional Republic of AndaricusAnarchy“Freedom Is The Right Of All Sentient Beings”
22.The Eternal Misfortune of PallidoniaAnarchy“Stop Reading My Motto!”
23.The Seafood Paradise of KohrArCompulsory Consumerist State“With oysters we thrive!”
24.The Iron Mall of DragynAnarchy“Shop 'til you drop!”
25.The Obesotocracy of TreadwelliaIron Fist Consumerists“Mmph mmph!”
26.The Liberty Paradise of AnticountriopiaCorporate Police State“Our country is better than our old one”
27.The Dictatorship of Brotherhood of nodIron Fist Consumerists“Peace through Power”
28.The Free State of VosiycrsAnarchy“There Can Never Be Enough”
29.The Impending Doom of Zombie PenguinsAnarchy“The car won't start!”
30.The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-ILIron Fist Consumerists“DESTROYER OF DEMOCRACY, FREEDOM, HUMAN RIGHTS, PEACE!!!”
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