The World World Census

The Fattest Citizens in the World

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

NationObesity Rate
21.The Letterman Commie Paradise of Menta Lee-IL99.23
22.The Dominion of Complete Bastards99.23
23.The Free State of Vosiycrs99.23
24.The Chaotic lands of Nothreen99.23
25.The Ur-Quan Masters of Hesperonis99.22
26.The Obesotocracy of Treadwellia99.22
27.The ENDORSE TEPERTOPIA of Pallidonia99.22
28.The Seafood Paradise of KohrAr99.21
29.The Murabian Protectorate of Unthank99.21
30.The Liberated Cartel of Psypheria99.2
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