The World World Census

The Fattest Citizens in the World

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

NationWA CategoryMotto
11.The People's Republic of CutoteCorporate Police State“None shall stop our conquest!”
12.The Infection of EdgemasterFather Knows Best State“KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!”
13.The Eternal Misfortune of PterodoriaCapitalist Paradise“Stop Reading My Motto!”
14.The Empire of VeremurIron Fist Consumerists“Strength Through Discipline”
15.The Galactic Trade Conglomerate of PapaDrackyAnarchy“Omnēs Enim Aliēnōs Galaxiārum Prōvidēmus”
16.The Modern Portfolio Theory of Daedra1aCapitalist Paradise“DULCE ET DECORUM EST PRO PATRIA MORI”
17.The Empire of Little FlowersCapitalist Paradise“Roses have thorns!”
18.The Mafian Economic Extremist of The Dark SystemCompulsory Consumerist State“Money, Power, Respect!”
19.The Wastelands of NothreenCorporate Bordello“My way or the highway”
20.The Armed Corporations of Aurora IslandsCapitalist Paradise“If you have money, nothing is impossible!”
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