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The Unitary State of Zimmerdachen

“Ethics are just holding us back”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Very Good
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Location: The North Pacific

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The Unitary State of Zimmerdachen is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Glorious Sun Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, otherworldly petting zoo, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.619 billion Zimmerdens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haben. The average income tax rate is 33.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Zimmerdachian economy, worth a remarkable 4,430 trillion Rauns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 381,350 Rauns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Package deals offer tourists the chance to visit the frozen remains of the previous tour group, the 'sing-a-long with Glorious Sun Leader' album is a popular souvenir, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, and attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Zimmerdachen's national animal is the Frog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zimmerdachen is ranked 7,830th in the world and 369th in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 13,510.12 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 423rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 437thLargest Information Technology Sector: 504thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 601stMost Secular: 698thMost Influential: 937thRudest Citizens: 971stHighest Disposable Incomes: 977thHighest Crime Rates: 1,062ndMost Armed: 1,075thHighest Average Incomes: 1,137thLargest Retail Industry: 1,158thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,250thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,348thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,559thSmartest Citizens: 1,653rdLargest Black Market: 1,797thMost Efficient Economies: 1,930thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,953rdFattest Citizens: 2,054thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,268thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,383rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,525thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,657thMost Cultured: 2,706thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,796thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,848thHighest Economic Output: 3,205thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,403rdHighest Poor Incomes: 3,495thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,654thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,099thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,215thLargest Governments: 5,964thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,969thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,633rdLargest Publishing Industry: 7,830thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,453rdMost Advanced Public Education: 9,260thMost Stationary: 10,632ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,677thTop
Highest Food Quality: 14,258thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,307thMost Patriotic: 22,635thMost Advanced Public Transport: 26,140th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 29th in the regionMost Secular: 36th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 37th in the regionMost Armed: 38th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 41st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 47th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 48th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 51st in the regionLargest Black Market: 57th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 59th in the regionRudest Citizens: 60th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 63rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 66th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 72nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 77th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 85th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 86th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 95th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 97th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 97th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 100th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 117th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 135th in the regionMost Cultured: 138th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 140th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 152nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 157th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 178th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 183rd in the regionMost Stationary: 217th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 254th in the regionMost Influential: 266th in the regionLargest Governments: 316th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 320th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 346th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 369th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 439th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 442nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 488th in the regionLargest Populations: 513th in the regionTop
Highest Food Quality: 792nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 795th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 924th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,098th in the regionNudest: 1,122nd in the region

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