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The Unitary State of Zimmerdachen

“Ethics are just holding us back”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
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Political Freedoms:
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Unitary State of Zimmerdachen is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Glorious Sun Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, rampant corporate plagiarism, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.491 billion Zimmerdens are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haben. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Zimmerdachian economy, worth a remarkable 1,883 trillion Rauns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 251,403 Rauns, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

The most common psychiatric diagnosis is to 'stop whining and grow up', the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, and the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zimmerdachen's national animal is the Frog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zimmerdachen is ranked 16,798th in the world and 921st in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 80,604.62 Standard Monetary Units.

Highest Disposable Incomes: 1,065thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,071stLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,083rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,194thMost Secular: 1,208thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,220thHighest Crime Rates: 1,329thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,342ndMost Armed: 1,615thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,745thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,928thMost Influential: 2,114thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,125thTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,330thRudest Citizens: 2,810thLargest Retail Industry: 3,107thFattest Citizens: 3,252ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,309thSmartest Citizens: 3,447thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,658thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,020thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,512thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,763rdMost Corrupt Governments: 5,082ndLargest Gambling Industry: 5,091stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,212thMost Efficient Economies: 6,126thMost Cultured: 7,596thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,858thLargest Black Market: 8,023rdHighest Economic Output: 8,184thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,511thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,638thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,193rdMost Stationary: 13,689thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,102ndHighest Poor Incomes: 16,798thLargest Governments: 20,343rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,387thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 21,778th
Highest Disposable Incomes: 35th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 46th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 49th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 49th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 50th in the regionMost Armed: 60th in the regionMost Secular: 64th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 67th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 75th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 77th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 107th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 120th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 134th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 140th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 156th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 159th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 164th in the regionRudest Citizens: 171st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 186th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 191st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 199th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 234th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 237th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 251st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 262nd in the regionMost Stationary: 307th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 311th in the regionLargest Black Market: 319th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 325th in the regionMost Cultured: 392nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 401st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 405th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 662nd in the regionLargest Populations: 702nd in the regionMost Influential: 730th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 741st in the regionNudest: 796th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 814th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 921st in the regionLargest Governments: 978th in the region

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