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The Unitary State of Zimmerdachen

“Ethics are just holding us back”

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The Unitary State of Zimmerdachen is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Glorious Sun Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.879 billion Zimmerdens are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haben. The average income tax rate is 17.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Zimmerdachian economy, worth a remarkable 2,623 trillion Rauns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 295,504 Rauns, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, folk singers have replaced personal injury lawyers in being ridiculed as "ambulance chasers", government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", and children regularly take part in blood sports that result in extreme boo-boos. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Zimmerdachen's national animal is the Frog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Zimmerdachen is ranked 4,159^th in the world and 150^th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 26.53 Obesity Rate.

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