The Unitary State of Zimmerdachen
“Ethics are just holding us back”
|Category: Compulsory Consumerist State|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Unitary State of Zimmerdachen is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Glorious Sun Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.879 billion Zimmerdens are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haben. The average income tax rate is 17.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Zimmerdachian economy, worth a remarkable 2,623 trillion Rauns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 295,504 Rauns, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.
Any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, folk singers have replaced personal injury lawyers in being ridiculed as "ambulance chasers", government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", and children regularly take part in blood sports that result in extreme boo-boos. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Zimmerdachen's national animal is the Frog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Zimmerdachen was endorsed by The Republic of Saperisole.
- : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, children regularly take part in blood sports that result in extreme boo-boos.
- : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens".
- : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, folk singers have replaced personal injury lawyers in being ridiculed as "ambulance chasers".
- : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
- : Zimmerdachen endorsed The Republic of Saperisole.
- : Zimmerdachen voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Protected Working Leave"".
- : Zimmerdachen was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Paradeavenlisian States.
- : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, one of the most popular models in Zimmerdachen has a scarred face and one working eye.
- : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, celebrity foodies are biting a huge chunk out of the government budget.
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