The Unitary State of Zimmerdachen
“Ethics are just holding us back”
|Category: Compulsory Consumerist State|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Unitary State of Zimmerdachen is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Glorious Sun Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, rampant corporate plagiarism, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.491 billion Zimmerdens are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haben. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Zimmerdachian economy, worth a remarkable 1,883 trillion Rauns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 251,403 Rauns, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.
The most common psychiatric diagnosis is to 'stop whining and grow up', the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters, and the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Zimmerdachen's national animal is the Frog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Zimmerdachen was endorsed by The Community of Pleroma Sans Romans.
- : Zimmerdachen endorsed The United Coffee Provinces of Caffeinetopia.
- : Zimmerdachen was endorsed by The United Coffee Provinces of Caffeinetopia.
- : Zimmerdachen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
- : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector.
- : Zimmerdachen was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
- : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters.
- : Zimmerdachen voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Sovereign Justice Accord".
- : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region.
- : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, the most common psychiatric diagnosis is to 'stop whining and grow up'.
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