The Unitary State of Zimmerdachen
“Ethics are just holding us back”
|Category: Father Knows Best State|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Page
The Unitary State of Zimmerdachen is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Glorious Sun Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, otherworldly petting zoo, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.619 billion Zimmerdens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haben. The average income tax rate is 33.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Zimmerdachian economy, worth a remarkable 4,430 trillion Rauns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 381,350 Rauns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.
Package deals offer tourists the chance to visit the frozen remains of the previous tour group, the 'sing-a-long with Glorious Sun Leader' album is a popular souvenir, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, and attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Zimmerdachen's national animal is the Frog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Zimmerdachen was endorsed by The People's Republic of Vosdonia.
- : Zimmerdachen was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.
- : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.
- : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, the 'sing-a-long with Glorious Sun Leader' album is a popular souvenir.
- : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, package deals offer tourists the chance to visit the frozen remains of the previous tour group.
- : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards.
- : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Zimmerdachen.
- : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, the local custom of Biking With The Cars sends tourists home bemused or in body-bags.
- : Following new legislation in Zimmerdachen, financial investors are noting a boom in artillery.
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