The World World Census

Qualified World Census Cheese Masters nibbled their way across the globe to determine which nations have the most developed cheese exports.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Queendom of Thorvel	Moralistic Democracy	“In the name of God, On guard !”
2.	The Couch-dwelling Doldrums of Torpidity	Democratic Socialists	“I'm lazy, go discipline yourself”
3.	The Eternal Misfortune of Heliosphere	Corrupt Dictatorship	“Stop Reading My Motto!”
4.	The Republic of Mozzarella Factory	Corporate Police State	“Motto”
5.	The Sun-Scorched Saxon Kingdom of Esplandia	Corporate Police State	“Until the End, Never Broken”
6.	The Confederacy of Undivulged Principles	Left-wing Utopia	“What goes around, comes around.”
7.	The Modern Portfolio Theory of Daedra1a	Capitalist Paradise	“DULCE ET DECORUM EST PRO PATRIA MORI”
8.	The Despotic Dictatorship of Despoticania	Psychotic Dictatorship	“God was a dream of good government.”
9.	The Vermindom of Szczuropolis	New York Times Democracy	“Omnium rerum rattus mensura est”
10.	The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC Eredivisie	Iron Fist Consumerists	“I don't even answer any issues and I'm still first.”