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The Empire of Zeno-sama is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Sarvesh Blaze with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, aversion to nipples, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.459 billion Zeno-samen are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Highbourne. The average income tax rate is 92.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zeno-saman economy, worth a remarkable 2,355 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 249,026 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy, where there's a will there is usually a password manager, the face of Sarvesh Blaze is a permanent feature of the Highbourne skyline, and Sarvesh Blaze has been nicknamed 'Robomop'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zeno-sama's national animal is the Scorpion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ancientism.

Zeno-sama is ranked 305,647^th in the world and 11,556^th in Osiris for Fattest Citizens, with 2.62 Obesity Rate.