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The Extreme Procrastinator of Austro-Bavarian States

“Procrastination🌈”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
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Frightening		 Political Freedoms:
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Location: The North Pacific

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The Extreme Procrastinator of Austro-Bavarian States is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by IKEA CEO Voldemort with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.959 billion Austro-Bavarians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of IKEA HQ. The average income tax rate is 75.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Austro-Bavarian economy, worth 661 trillion IKEA coins a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 166,974 IKEA coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Funding for education has been redirected into the military, evidence-based arguments can be arrestable offenses, religious classes are compulsory for all school students, and the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Austro-Bavarian States's national animal is the IKEA mutant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is IKEAism.

Austro-Bavarian States is ranked 277,748th in the world and 5,882nd in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -10.86 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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1%Most World Assembly Endorsements: 285thMost Influential: 728thTop
5%Largest Insurance Industry: 6,507thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,944thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,363rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,989thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,780thMost Patriotic: 10,492ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,411thMost Efficient Economies: 11,882ndMost Cultured: 12,865thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,119thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,676thLowest Crime Rates: 14,492ndTop
10%Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,567thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,677thMost Devout: 16,829thMost Authoritarian: 17,219thHighest Average Incomes: 17,225thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,645thLargest Governments: 17,829thLargest Black Market: 20,051stMost Developed: 21,419thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,660thHighest Average Tax Rates: 25,295thLongest Average Lifespans: 25,921stLargest Information Technology Sector: 26,574thMost Conservative: 26,854thLargest Retail Industry: 27,269thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 28,334thMost Advanced Public Transport: 28,586thTop
5%Most Influential: 132nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 175th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 186th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 186th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 201st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 226th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 229th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 235th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 270th in the regionLargest Black Market: 295th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 295th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 306th in the regionMost Patriotic: 318th in the regionTop
10%Most Corrupt Governments: 344th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 392nd in the regionMost Devout: 452nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 469th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 479th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 558th in the regionMost Cultured: 559th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 593rd in the region

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