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The United States of Walter Jackson

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The United States of Walter Jackson is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, aversion to nipples, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.987 billion Walter Jacksonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 3.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Walter Jacksonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,510 trillion dollars a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 206,651 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The dartboard at the Walter Jacksonian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Leader's face, waste is frequently shipped to other countries, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Walter Jacksonian democracy, and the smell of tobacco is often smelt around legislative buildings across the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Walter Jackson's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christian.

Walter Jackson is ranked 290,506^th in the world and 6,383^rd in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1.82 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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