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The Femboy Union of Argylia |
“It's not gay if he's cute.”
Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Outlawed |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Location: The North Pacific |
Regional Influence: Page |
The Femboy Union of Argylia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Felix Argyle The Cutest of bois with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, free-roaming dinosaurs, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.358 billion Argylians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Felixgrad. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Argylian economy, worth a remarkable 4,537 trillion Felixes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 399,520 Felixes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles, citizens are told that foreigners are hungry ghosts who eat the flesh of the overly curious, and toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Argylia's national animal is the Neko, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Maid Miku Plushie.
Argylia is ranked 93,102nd in the world and 2,073rd in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,597.73 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Argylia was endorsed by The Community of Hikki.
- : Argylia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Argylia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Juvenile Life Sentences without Parole".
- : Argylia endorsed Boylover.
- : Argylia was endorsed by Boylover.
- : Following new legislation in Argylia, toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam".
- : Following new legislation in Argylia, citizens are told that foreigners are hungry ghosts who eat the flesh of the overly curious.
- : Following new legislation in Argylia, wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles.
- : Following new legislation in Argylia, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones.
- : Following new legislation in Argylia, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 213 » Frances Francis the First of France, The Rhein States, Shibutani, Bankowiata, Ethnon, Xagill, Great Bights Mum, Varisland, Corfad, Omicron Persei V111, Kwaj, Koda-Land, Former English Colony, Filibustra, Inspiratus, Siwale, Sil Dorsett, Regallio, PotatoFarmers, Pallaith, Dreadton, Rainengrad, North Bratislava, KAP03land, Kranostav, Trillius, Cobolica, The Jerichowan Country, Loutsland, Oannia, Votak Matim, Simone Republic, Omnistria, Zyvetskistaahn, Perikuresu, Unshleepd, Antiyard, Sechiole, Gragadoia, Viridiann, The Austro Germanic Union, Wineclaw, Parpyduckland, Holy Marcus Empire, Wilkshire, Merconitonitopia, Chipoli, The Arverni Lands, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Austro-Bavarian States, and 163 others.Unsophisticate, Atrito, Intion North, Radicaster, Wolffoxia, Maott, TyGerria, New-Ferytland, Darkanistan, New Trisone, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Nationeer, Etanur, Racoda, Rinadia, Harjad, Aguaria Major, Laurendon, Technocratic-european Countries, Vlenkenov, Dem Republic of Romania, Laforeia, PlanetMercury, Eggplant Island, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, Kitzgos, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, IHateRights, Jeltronian WA Mission, Ellbonnia, Federation of Vanguard, Blyskalia, Pinky Queen, Gorundu, Paladani, Iespao, Esperonia, Arucaria, Seenvorland, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Southern Moosetopia, Elliniki Dhmokratia, Aurasreich, Khoik, New Selkirk, Marlducro, TamilPesum, Advancia-Sizzletown, Catalis, Segesta, South Parter, Deliber, Unimaginable Doom, Florevana, Northern-Kempia, Singamadri, Bjorkikistan, Frieszia, New Atlantico, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, The Confederate States of America, Rex Republic, Ishtimbine, Empy, Crystal Creation, Dakota Territories, Batatoland Empire, Valentine Z, Petronellania, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Joevala, Ayuzhhhhh, Bedsonya, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, Notyoutopia, Teriol, Castle In Confidence, Bodhisva, Inclement Space, Allied Stumbler, Tugupaw, XST, Vilaforta, DarkMondoria, CyberEgypt, Neptunian Military Administration, Jenha, Democratic Republic of Magley, Coth Pladyia, Izern, Sindoesia, Republiqueducroissant, Kingdom of Time, Bardopia, Alogiada, Aerilia, Zandos, Love Shack, Tehmistan, Eurocom, Alire, Hyphen, Mystiquelle, Yukti, Western Justice, Armonker, United Orange Valley States, Individualist Catopia, Bagojo, Periklia, Illusia and Neverendia, Ereena, Ziprotscria, Furballland, Verderiesdre, Kyroth Dreemurr, Luminerra, Arostica, McMasterdonia, Kainin, Valiacorkit, Eludmonden, Fragrancia, Mount Marvin, Psykistriaa, Pribaltic Union, Halsoni, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Down Scoblic, Germanic Cat, Texaska, Thought Obliteration, United Kahndaq, Barxa, Nistriabar, Altivia, Aoncarpa, Ardok, Vancricia, Francois Isidore, The Iron Lions, Eralan, Ubeland, The New Oceanic States, The Resoland, Lugarvatn, Yaorozu, PwRepublic, Suvarnavarta, Davidianian, Dillimore, Picairn, Tragesch Firwat, Northern Zorbrasnka, Comfed, Bhadeshistan, Stal Valley, and Hikki.