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The 🌪️ Chaotic Stability 🌪️ of Vando0sa

“☆Uwok nedstrovski pormakenin! TCMJOV Vo stek Strovat!☆”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: The Glorious Nations of Iwaku

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The 🌪️ Chaotic Stability 🌪️ of Vando0sa is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sergeant Major Ozoi with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful population of 15.166 billion youkai are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serico. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient youkai economy, worth an astonishing 10,102 trillion Ceks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 666,095 Ceks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, and a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Vando0sa's national animal is the Faerie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Shvonkism.

Vando0sa is ranked 70,094th in the world and 137th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Highest Drug Use, scoring 82 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Advanced Public Education: 12thMost Subsidized Industry: 28thHighest Poor Incomes: 36thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 47thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 48thMost Inclusive: 51stMost Rebellious Youth: 55thLargest Information Technology Sector: 56thMost Armed: 57thMost Advanced Public Transport: 78thLargest Black Market: 83rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 91stHighest Average Incomes: 96thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 103rdHighest Crime Rates: 104thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 118thMost Efficient Economies: 136thHighest Average Tax Rates: 139thLargest Governments: 140thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 180thMost Secular: 211thMost Beautiful Environments: 320thSmartest Citizens: 322ndMost Cultured: 339thRudest Citizens: 405thFattest Citizens: 446thHighest Economic Output: 479thMost Corrupt Governments: 523rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 618thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 883rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 891stMost Cheerful Citizens: 897thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,235thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,246thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,777thLargest Retail Industry: 3,452ndLargest Welfare Programs: 7,031stMost Influential: 7,660thTop
Largest Populations: 15,708th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Influential: 18th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 19th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 22nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 34th in the regionNudest: 34th in the region

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