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The 🌪️ Chaotic Stability 🌪️ of Vando0sa

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The 🌪️ Chaotic Stability 🌪️ of Vando0sa is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Sergeant Major Ozoi with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful population of 15.166 billion youkai are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serico. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient youkai economy, worth an astonishing 10,102 trillion Ceks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 666,095 Ceks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, and a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Vando0sa's national animal is the Faerie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Shvonkism.

Vando0sa is ranked 70,094^th in the world and 137^th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Highest Drug Use, scoring 82 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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