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The ❄️🌪️⚡ Bad Weather⚡🌪️❄️ of Vando0sa

“☆ M O O N that spells Gub'ment! ☆”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: The Glorious Nations of Iwaku

Regional Influence: Truckler


The ❄️🌪️⚡ Bad Weather⚡🌪️❄️ of Vando0sa is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sergeant Major Ozoi with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful population of 18.058 billion Youkai are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Law & Order and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serico. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Youkai economy, worth an astonishing 14,066 trillion Ceks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 778,982 Ceks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Asking a cutie their star sign is always met with withering scorn, students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50, being Sergeant Major Ozoi has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, and skateparks can be found in every city. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Vando0sa's national animal is the Faerie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Shvonkism.

Vando0sa is ranked 220th in the world and 1st in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Smartest Citizens, with 360.72 quips per hour.

Most Advanced Public Education: 12thHighest Poor Incomes: 20thMost Patriotic: 22ndMost Subsidized Industry: 37thMost Armed: 38thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 39thMost Rebellious Youth: 45thLargest Information Technology Sector: 49thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 50thMost Inclusive: 50thLargest Black Market: 52ndHighest Average Incomes: 58thMost Advanced Public Transport: 72ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 75thHighest Crime Rates: 78thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 89thMost Efficient Economies: 99thLargest Governments: 106thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 109thMost Secular: 113thHighest Average Tax Rates: 117thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 168thHighest Food Quality: 195thSmartest Citizens: 220thHighest Economic Output: 278thMost Beautiful Environments: 284thMost Corrupt Governments: 299thMost Cultured: 307thFattest Citizens: 330thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 479thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 544thRudest Citizens: 615thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,075thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,122ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,202ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,527thLargest Retail Industry: 2,292ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,342ndMost Avoided: 2,548thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 2,664thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,439thMost Influential: 5,154thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,970thTop
Largest Populations: 14,475th
Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 12th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 13th in the regionMost Avoided: 13th in the regionMost Influential: 14th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 15th in the regionTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 23rd in the regionLargest Populations: 23rd in the region

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