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The ❄️🌪️⚡ Bad Weather⚡🌪️❄️ of Vando0sa

“☆ M O O N that spells Gub'ment! ☆”

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The ❄️🌪️⚡ Bad Weather⚡🌪️❄️ of Vando0sa is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sergeant Major Ozoi with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful population of 18.058 billion Youkai are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Law & Order and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serico. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Youkai economy, worth an astonishing 14,066 trillion Ceks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 778,982 Ceks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Asking a cutie their star sign is always met with withering scorn, students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50, being Sergeant Major Ozoi has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, and skateparks can be found in every city. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Vando0sa's national animal is the Faerie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Shvonkism.

Vando0sa is ranked 220^th in the world and 1^st in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Smartest Citizens, with 360.72 quips per hour.

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