The ♥ Ｓｈｅｅｐ░Ｓｈｏｏｐ（ぱンイ）♥ of Vest Oldabre
“(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ sheep shoop ♥”
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Location: The Glorious Nations of Iwaku
Regional Influence: Handshaker
The ♥ Ｓｈｅｅｐ░Ｓｈｏｏｐ（ぱンイ）♥ of Vest Oldabre is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kyte Wardin with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, strictly enforced bedtime, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.807 billion mistakes are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Exalos. The average income tax rate is 89.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Vest Oldabrean economy, worth a remarkable 1,484 trillion Dogecoins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 390,046 Dogecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.
Maxxmas is colloquially known as Zombie Day, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, the Wood Jester stadiums are open 24/7, and the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Vest Oldabre's national animal is the Wood Jester, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Omekata Cult.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Vest Oldabre voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Lily".
- : Vest Oldabre voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Supporting People with Disabilities".
- : Vest Oldabre voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Northern Borland"".
- : Vest Oldabre voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Whistleblower Protection Act".
- : Vest Oldabre voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate The Embassy".
- : Vest Oldabre was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Following new legislation in Vest Oldabre, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights.
- : Vest Oldabre voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Right To Secure Digital Communication".
- : Vest Oldabre was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Vest Oldabre voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend 1 very fast endotarter".
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