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The Corporate Empire of Teitoku Ippan

“Ask not the sparrow how the eagle soars!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: The Glorious Nations of Iwaku

Regional Influence: Truckler


The Corporate Empire of Teitoku Ippan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Teitoku II with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.073 billion Ippanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ryuko City. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Ippanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,953 trillion Kawaii Coins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an amazing 308,203 Kawaii Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Travelers often bring empty plastic bottles on Air Teitoku Ippan flights to avoid the pay lavatories, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, holiday-makers leave on the same clandestine boats that illegal immigrants arrive in, and the moon's craters are more numerous every day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Teitoku Ippan's national animal is the Kamui, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Hinokami.

Teitoku Ippan is ranked 219,667th in the world and 281st in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Primitive, scoring -186.54 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 43rdLargest Insurance Industry: 280thLargest Black Market: 342ndLargest Mining Sector: 345thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 446thMost Corrupt Governments: 552ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,088thLowest Crime Rates: 1,258thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,625thHighest Average Incomes: 1,940thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,024thHighest Economic Output: 2,088thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,406thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 2,686thMost Avoided: 3,293rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,465thLargest Governments: 3,900thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,327thMost Influential: 4,760thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,277thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,401stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,188thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,190thRudest Citizens: 6,827thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,967thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,404thMost Stationary: 9,774thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,016thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 12,680thLargest Populations: 14,212thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,656thMost Secular: 17,652ndLargest Retail Industry: 18,074thLongest Average Lifespans: 19,930thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20,330thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,537th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionMost Stationary: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 15th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16th in the regionLargest Populations: 18th in the regionMost Avoided: 19th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21st in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 24th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 28th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 30th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 31st in the regionLargest Governments: 32nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 38th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 41st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 42nd in the region

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