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The Defunct State of Valaryian Burvenchkaht |
“Die for your country, or die for Nothing”
| Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
| Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
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Location: Valaryia |
Regional Influence: Duckspeaker |
The Defunct State of Valaryian Burvenchkaht is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Ioannis Mavrolouloukos with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.075 billion Valaryian Greeks are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Environment isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vahneel. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Valaryian Burvenchkahtian economy, worth a remarkable 3,346 trillion Drachmas a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 414,477 Drachmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Kids building model rockets in their backyard are grounded by Space Agency Rangers, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Drachma mansions, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, and one complaint of Valaryian Burvenchkaht's new periodic table is it's easy to confuse fearlessleaderium with gloriousleaderium. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Valaryian Burvenchkaht's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Whichever one lets you in.
Valaryian Burvenchkaht is ranked 4,546th in the world and 1st in Valaryia for Fattest Citizens, with 28.04 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Valaryian Burvenchkaht, one complaint of Valaryian Burvenchkaht's new periodic table is it's easy to confuse fearlessleaderium with gloriousleaderium.
- : Following new legislation in Valaryian Burvenchkaht, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
- : Following new legislation in Valaryian Burvenchkaht, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Drachma mansions.
- : Following new legislation in Valaryian Burvenchkaht, kids building model rockets in their backyard are grounded by Space Agency Rangers.
- : Following new legislation in Valaryian Burvenchkaht, a popular saying is "don't do the crime if you can't smash the lime(stone)".
- : Following new legislation in Valaryian Burvenchkaht, nobody expected the fruit inquisition.
- : Following new legislation in Valaryian Burvenchkaht, old cars must undergo mandatory sensitivity training.
- : Following new legislation in Valaryian Burvenchkaht, tourists are denied entry because of a distant relative married to a Lilliputian.
- : Following new legislation in Valaryian Burvenchkaht, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up.
- : Following new legislation in Valaryian Burvenchkaht, tourists are duped into trimming hedges for the horsy-set.
World Assembly
93%
Skelleftella, 
Taravan, 
Isla De Militarias, and 
Neo Daria.
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