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The Socialist Republic of Isla De Militarias

“Dios Libertad Y Protecion”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Declansburg

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker


The Socialist Republic of Isla De Militarias is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Presidente Adrianeo Gonzalo with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 24.397 billion Militareňos are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Palmas. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient militar economy, worth a remarkable 4,842 trillion Miltis a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 198,500 Miltis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry, the intelligence community is playing 4-D chess with an imaginary spy network, young men in tiny bikinis draw neither comment nor stares on the morning commute, and internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isla De Militarias's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholic.

Isla De Militarias is ranked 9,274th in the world and 15th in Declansburg for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 31,667.99 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 869thLowest Crime Rates: 1,371stBest Weather: 1,623rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,694thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,824thHealthiest Citizens: 2,435thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 2,581stLargest Governments: 2,653rdHighest Economic Output: 2,697thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,026thMost Efficient Economies: 3,035thMost Devout: 3,086thSafest: 3,126thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,324thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,514thMost Patriotic: 3,814thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,817thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,992ndMost Beautiful Environments: 4,140thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,506thMost Developed: 5,660thLargest Populations: 5,751stHighest Food Quality: 5,940thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,257thHighest Average Incomes: 7,538thMost Cultured: 7,946thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,058thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,413thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,274thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,436thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,040thMost Inclusive: 10,217thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,552ndSmartest Citizens: 11,713thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,930thTop
Nicest Citizens: 13,309thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,457thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,308thMost Influential: 19,761stMost Compassionate Citizens: 20,413th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionMost Patriotic: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 10th in the regionNudest: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13th in the regionMost Cultured: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 16th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Inclusive: 20th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 24th in the regionNicest Citizens: 30th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 34th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 7 » Saint Jews, New Nationale Einheit, Odinburgh, Korbalis, Romanic Imperium, Xitizian States, and New Bradfordsburg.