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The Self-Administrative City of Tinhampton

“Proudly Urban, Unashamedly Rural”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Location: Sophia

Regional Influence: Power


The Self-Administrative City of Tinhampton is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mayor Saffron Howard AM with a fair hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.828 billion Tinhamptonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education and Defense are also considered important, while Environment and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tinhampton. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tinhamptonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,866 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 291,626 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

A PhD just ain't what it used to be, citizens sell their moldy bread as homemade penicillin, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", and the single fish caught by Tinhamptonian fishers last year is cited as evidence of Tinhampton's thriving fisheries. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Tinhampton's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tinhampton is ranked 4,880th in the world and 2nd in Sophia for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 17,112.6 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Rudest Citizens: 134thHighest Crime Rates: 250thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 256thMost Armed: 280thMost Valuable International Artwork: 282ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 355thFattest Citizens: 369thMost Avoided: 462ndLargest Retail Industry: 472ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 699thMost Rebellious Youth: 733rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 809thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 829thMost Efficient Economies: 906thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 926thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 933rdHighest Drug Use: 1,517thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,774thHighest Average Incomes: 2,260thLargest Mining Sector: 2,364thMost Cultured: 2,454thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,633rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,834thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,104thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,317thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,382ndMost Subsidized Industry: 3,683rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,805thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,689thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,880thHighest Economic Output: 5,133rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,538thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,598thSmartest Citizens: 7,278thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,774thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,119thMost Inclusive: 8,460thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,928thNudest: 10,005thTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 14,123rdMost Politically Free: 15,658thLargest Governments: 17,019thMost Influential: 17,524thLargest Black Market: 18,200thMost Extreme: 21,022ndMost Secular: 21,498th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 13 » Weezercord, The Whole Coconut Milk, Yofflandia, The Alexandrite Plains, OwOlanda, Pulsania, NotVladtopia, Economic Soviet Republic, Aputure science, Greater East Slavia, Costa Hermosa, Trenaka, and Yoyoyoyoyo.