Spotlight on:
The Empire of Wolfada |
“Might brings peace”
Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Location: Sophia |
Regional Influence: Duckspeaker |
The Empire of Wolfada is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Lone Wolf with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.731 billion Wolfadans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wolfvania. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Wolfadan economy, worth 947 trillion Schultzes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 200,280 Schultzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The vow 'til death do us part' is often taken as an invitation to murder, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, and soldiers are taught to throw their guns at their enemies once the bullets have run out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wolfada's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wolfchaic.
Wolfada is ranked 11,298th in the world and 8th in Sophia for Most Influential, scoring 4,602 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Wolfada was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in Wolfada, soldiers are taught to throw their guns at their enemies once the bullets have run out.
- : Following new legislation in Wolfada, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods.
- : Following new legislation in Wolfada, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals.
- : Following new legislation in Wolfada, the vow 'til death do us part' is often taken as an invitation to murder.
- : Following new legislation in Wolfada, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay.
- : Wolfada was endorsed by The Draconic Dominion of Krozonia.
- : Following new legislation in Wolfada, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
- : Following new legislation in Wolfada, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun.
- : Following new legislation in Wolfada, aeroplane cockpits no longer have altimeters or airspeed indicators.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 9 » Tinhampton, Maniwinn, Dolphinyra, United Northern Eslos, Cordova Union, Husrien, Ggot, The New North Republic, and Krozonia.