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The Turtle Lion Bird Kingdom of Turtlandia

“What up my turtles”

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The Turtle Lion Bird Kingdom of Turtlandia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Mario I with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.094 billion Turtle Lion and Birds are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turtle Lion and Bird City. The average income tax rate is 48.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Turtlandian economy, worth 126 trillion Shells a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,368 Shells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, the Holy Office of the Inquisition is the highest court in the land, dentists routinely perform open heart surgery, and most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Turtlandia's national animal is the Turtle Lion and Bird, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Turtle Gods.

Turtlandia is ranked 68,263^rd in the world and 2^nd in Caprepublik card farming collector for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,839.71 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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