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The Petrifying Procrastinations of The Free Joy State

“Obedience is Man's Greatest Strength”

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Location: the Pacific

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The Free Joy State was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 333

The Petrifying Procrastinations of The Free Joy State is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Exalted Holiness with an iron fist, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, fear of technology, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.191 billion Free Joyers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Spirituality, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand Central City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Free Joyish economy, worth a remarkable 2,987 trillion Sweetings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 245,088 Sweetings, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,083,464 per year while the poor average 34,683, a ratio of 31.2 to 1.

Police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom, above The Free Joy State there is only sky and the fear of the unknown, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over The Free Joy State. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The Free Joy State's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The True Church of the Exalted Holiness.

The Free Joy State is ranked 31,809th in the world and 710th in the Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,700.59 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 238thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 278thMost Devout: 357thMost Primitive: 395thLargest Insurance Industry: 788thLargest Black Market: 930thLargest Mining Sector: 962ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,304thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,310thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,340thFattest Citizens: 1,368thMost Avoided: 1,405thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,465thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,706thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,914thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,349thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,395thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,588thHighest Average Incomes: 3,680thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,727thHighest Economic Output: 4,757thMost Conservative: 4,829thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,327thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,860thLargest Gambling Industry: 10,005thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,503rdTop
Most Efficient Economies: 12,710thLowest Crime Rates: 12,738thLargest Governments: 13,478thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,088thMost Influential: 14,094thMost Authoritarian: 14,869thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 22,178thLargest Populations: 23,124thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 23,250th
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Primitive: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 13th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Black Market: 21st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 25th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 26th in the regionFattest Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Avoided: 34th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 35th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 43rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 50th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 51st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 54th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 64th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 65th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 67th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 100th in the regionLargest Populations: 116th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 125th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 191st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 206th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 208th in the regionMost Conservative: 211th in the regionMost Influential: 216th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 229th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 291st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 296th in the regionTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 321st in the regionLargest Governments: 343rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 346th in the regionMost Stationary: 560th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 587th in the regionMost Extreme: 608th in the region

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