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The Petrifying Procrastinations of The Free Joy State

“Obedience is Man's Greatest Strength”

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Location: the Pacific

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The Free Joy State was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 333

The Petrifying Procrastinations of The Free Joy State is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Exalted Holiness with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, public floggings, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.676 billion Free Joyers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Spirituality, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand Central City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Free Joyish economy, worth a remarkable 2,889 trillion Sweetings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 247,472 Sweetings, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 860,791 per year while the poor average 51,847, a ratio of 16.6 to 1.

Family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off, the nation's new currency features full-length portraits of Exalted Holiness in ermine and velvet garb, most people think algebra is something a mermaid wears, and it's entirely possible foreign diplomats misheard when The Free Joy State offered the words "peace be upon you". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The Free Joy State's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The True Church of the Exalted Holiness.

The Free Joy State is ranked 1,288th in the world and 36th in the Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 328.94 Kickbacks Per Hour.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 230thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 287thMost Devout: 346thMost Primitive: 583rdLargest Insurance Industry: 765thLargest Black Market: 846thLargest Mining Sector: 992ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,288thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,292ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,391stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,433rdFattest Citizens: 1,458thMost Avoided: 1,482ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,664thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,308thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,422ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,508thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,611thHighest Average Incomes: 3,535thHighest Economic Output: 4,772ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,855thMost Conservative: 5,380thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,164thLargest Gambling Industry: 8,221stHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,451stMost Subsidized Industry: 9,618thMost Authoritarian: 10,584thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 12,621stMost Efficient Economies: 13,214thLargest Governments: 13,508thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,407thMost Influential: 14,586thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17,743rdLargest Populations: 22,545th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th in the regionMost Primitive: 12th in the regionMost Devout: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 19th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 19th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 24th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 25th in the regionFattest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Avoided: 31st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 37th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 42nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 44th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 48th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 50th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 62nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 64th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 67th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 95th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 119th in the regionLargest Populations: 119th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 157th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 162nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 193rd in the regionMost Conservative: 197th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 208th in the regionMost Influential: 220th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 288th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 292nd in the regionLargest Governments: 318th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 335th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 400th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 597th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 604th in the regionMost Stationary: 611th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 633rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 649th in the region

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