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LEGENDARY CARDS

Democratic Socialists
“Join us or go to hell.”
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Most Stationary: 2nd Largest Populations: 124th Best Weather: 209th
34.469 billion Pogarians. Daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Semper Virens”
Game Mod
Editor
Ransium was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 236
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 23rd Best Weather: 24th Most Beautiful Environments: 54th
26.572 billion Ransites. Vat-grown people, ban on automobiles, and hatred of cheese.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Obedience is Man's Greatest Strength”
Editor
Most Ignorant Citizens: 263rd Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 350th Most Devout: 426th
7.437 billion Free Joyers. Barren, inhospitable landscape, flagrant waste-dumping, and avant-garde cinema.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Will class angle for labour vouchers”
Editor
Most Inclusive: 234th Highest Poor Incomes: 308th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 309th
7.976 billion Caracasusians. Complete lack of prisons, rampant corporate plagiarism, and pith helmet sales.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Freedom Forever”
Game Mod
Most Average: 12,491st
7.533 billion crewmen. Frequent executions, ban on automobiles, and complete lack of public education.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“O brave new world, that has such people in't!”
Editor
Most Secular: 104th Most Beautiful Environments: 221st Most Developed: 254th
7.273 billion Frieden-und Freudenlandians. Infamous sell-swords, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE

EPIC CARDS

Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Be free to oppress your neighbor -mainly Feland-”
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 119th Safest: 151st Most Advanced Public Transport: 271st
31.112 billion Rowarriorlandians. Ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Freedom must be protected!”
Largest Governments: 44th Most Cultured: 60th Most Inclusive: 61st
11.911 billion Kyldellians. Unlimited-speed roads, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Father Knows Best State
“If you die your cat will eat you”
Most Stationary: 379th Largest Populations: 1,891st Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,496th
27.752 billion Killerkatzians. Parental licensing program, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Anarchy
“Region”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1,020th Highest Drug Use: 1,042nd Most Extreme: 1,267th
8.585 billion Vogelsburgians. Complete lack of prisons, complete lack of public education, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“Money is power and power makes money”
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 252nd Largest Manufacturing Sector: 288th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 460th
5.57 billion ZannEmpirians. Closed borders, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory military service.
Corporate Police State
“Struggle, Duty, Bonuses”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 645thLargest Mining Sector: 673rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 777th
13.7b3,308t
SEASON TWO
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Naturally Superior.”
Most Primitive: 339th Most Devout: 390th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 853rd
2.065 billion Dominion Citizens. Triple-decker prams, parental licensing program, and enslaved workforce.
SEASON ONE

RARE CARDS

Father Knows Best State
“Fred is better than Howard Stern!”
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 197th Largest Black Market: 199th Most Subsidized Industry: 203rd
25.273 billion Fred Norrisians. Digital currency, rampant corporate plagiarism, and hatred of cheese.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“E Pluribus Unum”
Most Stationary: 5,476th Most Influential: 10,658th
10.658 billion Guard 26ians. Punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Follow the moon”
Most Average: 1,987th Most Stationary: 9,270th Most Influential: 13,530th
7.498 billion HSFBians. Burgeoning polar bear population.
Anarchy
“State”
Most Politically Free: 1,593rd Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,987th Most Pro-Market: 5,073rd
5.716 billion Mountbatten Windsorians. Irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars.

UNCOMMON CARDS

Father Knows Best State
“Sangraal Eternus”
Most Stationary: 4,477th Largest Welfare Programs: 4,902nd Largest Populations: 7,323rd
16.234 billion The Grail Kings. Frequent executions, complete lack of public education, and suspicion of poets.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Control”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,515th Largest Populations: 12,222nd Most Stationary: 16,259th
12.737 billion Vigoans. Frequent executions, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Sovereignty”
Best Weather: 6,043rd Highest Drug Use: 6,104th Most Beautiful Environments: 7,332nd
11.739 billion Zatherians. Museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and frequent executions.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“That's not my boomstick.”
Most Authoritarian: 1,356th Most Conservative: 2,361st Most Extreme: 4,534th
7.154 billion Amorians. Compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Capitalist Paradise
“Sincerity,Empathy,Respect”
Nudest: 282ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,583rdHighest Crime Rates: 1,666th
1.78b217t
SEASON TWO

COMMON CARDS

Corrupt Dictatorship
“Equity over Power”
996 million Communist Monarchy of Roneyians. State-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE