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The Republic of The Cute Panda

“So kawaii!”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Average

Location: Canada

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Republic of The Cute Panda is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 6.252 billion Cute Pandans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment are ignored. The average income tax rate is 26.5%.

The thriving Cute Pandan economy, worth 488 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 78,124 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, all beauty contests have been banned, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the The Cute Panda City Natural History Museum, and skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Cute Panda's national animal is the turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

The Cute Panda is ranked 214,995th in the world and 130th in Canada for Most Armed, with 0.18 Weapons Per Person.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 7,819thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,452ndTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,592ndLargest Mining Sector: 17,651stMost Stationary: 18,570thMost Influential: 20,862ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 23,061st
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Largest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th in the regionMost Conservative: 12th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 15th in the regionMost Devout: 17th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17th in the region

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