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The Republic of The Cute Panda

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The Republic of The Cute Panda is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, strictly enforced bedtime, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 12.888 billion Cute Pandans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 26.5%.

The thriving Cute Pandan economy, worth a remarkable 1,006 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 78,124 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, all beauty contests have been banned, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the The Cute Panda City Natural History Museum, and skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Cute Panda's national animal is the turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

The Cute Panda is ranked 194,216^th in the world and 4,961^st in the Rejected Realms for Safest, scoring 48.26 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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