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Testlandia's Deck
Testlandia has 278 cards. Value...
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LEGENDARY CARDS
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Grr. Arg.”
33.351 billion Testlandians. Museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Grr. Arg.”
33.351 billion Testlandians. Museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
SEASON TWO
SEASON TWO
Democratic Socialists
“May the Goddess bind our foes with Her chain, and destroy them with Her axe!”
34.438 billion Arpeans. Unlimited-speed roads, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Vote early, vote often.”
34.893 billion Ballons. Barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and unlimited-speed roads.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“That which does not kill you only makes you stronger.”
33.119 billion SalusaSeconders. Sprawling nuclear power plants, state-planned economy, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“hello”
34.231 billion Crazy girlians. Museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and avant-garde cinema.
SEASON ONE
Benevolent Dictatorship
“Ask not for whom the bone bones; it bones for thee.”
33.692 billion Amorians. Rum-swilling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“As long as there is light, we will shine”
33.627 billion Kandarinians. Museums and concert halls, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Semper Virens”
26.572 billion Ransites. Vat-grown people, ban on automobiles, and hatred of cheese.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“You may all stop clapping at the ringing of the bell.”
34.742 billion Myrthians. Free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Will class angle for labour vouchers”
7.976 billion Caracasusians. Complete lack of prisons, rampant corporate plagiarism, and pith helmet sales.
SEASON ONE
Capitalizt
“Knowing is beginning”
7.177 billion Archivists. Unlimited-speed roads, digital currency, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
EPIC CARDS
Anarchy
“Minė arnanorė nu minė iluvala Elentįri.”
34.599 billion Menelmacari. Public floggings, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
SEASON TWO
Anarchy
“Live Free or Drive Hard”
31.9 billion HotRodians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, unlimited-speed roads, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”
34.874 billion Nak Nakians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and flagrant waste-dumping.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Winter is Coming”
14.798 billion Northerners. Museums and concert halls, national health service, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“We may be repressed but we're remarkably dressed”
33.99 billion Haldanians. Compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“A thought a day keeps the stupid police away”
34.273 billion Erastideans. Museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and keen interest in outer space.
SEASON ONE
SEASON TWO
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Idealism at All Costs!”
34.349 billion Scolopendrans. Keen interest in outer space, digital currency, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Left-Leaning College State
“The Indivisible Many”
15.148 billion Trotterdammers. Smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
SEASON TWO
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Everyone else is better in theory than in practice”
7.152 billion Felscombers. Ubiquitous missile silos, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
ULTRA-RARE CARDS
Anarchy
“I'm wooling to go out on a lamb”
34.55 billion Blaatschapenians. Museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and public floggings.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Remember the Alamo!”
13.925 billion Texans. Strictly enforced bedtime, sprawling nuclear power plants, and otherworldly petting zoo.
SEASON ONE