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The Support Ukraine of Jammlandia

“Remember: Put Jam on your toast.”

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The Support Ukraine of Jammlandia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King of Jammlandia with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed population of 8.588 billion Jamlanders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Jam Factory. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Jammlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,952 trillion Jamcoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 227,321 Jamcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Protecting the land is holey work, owning a fishing rod can cause you to be subject to military questioning, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, and engineers preemptively order lawyers after every power cut. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jammlandia's national animal is the Jam Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of Jam.

Jammlandia is ranked 126,434^th in the world and 2,314^th in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,821.33 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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