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The United Socialist States of Soviet Republics USSR

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The United Socialist States of Soviet Republics USSR is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Joseph Stalin with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.129 billion Soviets have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet economy, worth 183 trillion Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,151 Rubles, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

Beatboxing has replaced the 'Wilhelm scream' as the nation's most popular sound effect, in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Soviets can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying, sections of the police receive paramilitary training, and the new coalition government is so large nobody knows where it begins. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviet Republics USSR's national animal is the bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Communism.

Soviet Republics USSR is ranked 105,882^nd in the world and 1,151^st in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.34 law-abiding acts per hour.

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