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The Dominion of Soviet Felines

“In The Dominion of Soviet Felines, Cat owns human”

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The Dominion of Soviet Felines is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Meow with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 17.009 billion Soviet Felinesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Meowlingrad. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Soviet Felinesian economy, worth a remarkable 7,156 trillion Catnips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 420,764 Catnips, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political cartoonists are known for their distinctive odour, the military has gone fission for more funding, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Soviet Felinesian bee, and twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviet Felines's national animal is the Polar Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Meowism.

Soviet Felines is ranked 1,464^th in the world and 34^th in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 156.5 law-abiding acts per hour.

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