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The United Socialist States of Red khitan

“Alyosha, don't be afraid”

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The United Socialist States of Red khitan is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Li tianran with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 879 million Red khitanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 海参崴. The average income tax rate is 77.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Red khitanian economy, worth 104 trillion new bees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 119,315 new bees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty, the government confiscates candy from babies for 'the greater good' of the nation, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee, and military spending is on the increase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Red khitan's national animal is the red panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Red khitan is ranked 276,321^st in the world and 969^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -11.06 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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