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The Free Territory of International Anarchist Confederation

“No gods, no masters!”

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The Free Territory of International Anarchist Confederation is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Dead Since a Long Long Time with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.367 billion Anarchists are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Union Town. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The powerhouse Anarcho- economy, worth 341 trillion Ration Permits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 101,395 Ration Permits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler', people have become comfortably numb, Anarcho- tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, and the news is showing footage of Dead Since a Long Long Time bullying an old man to the point of tears. Crime is totally unknown. International Anarchist Confederation's national animal is the Brandling, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafari.

International Anarchist Confederation is ranked 286,486^th in the world and 1,216^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -16.37 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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