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The Dictatorship of Slovakiaaa

“slovakia is so great”

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The Dictatorship of Slovakiaaa is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.793 billion Slovakiaaans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of bratislava. The average income tax rate is 55.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Slovakiaaan economy, worth 190 trillion slovakian silver dinars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,360 slovakian silver dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign musicians that Leader dislikes are turned away at the border, the "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Slovakiaaans any less frightened, police frequently raid drugstores in search of contraband bottles of New Spice aftershave, and international trade can be a pain to deal with. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slovakiaaa's national animal is the cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Slovakiaaa is ranked 246,937^th in the world and 9,018^th in Osiris for Most Beautiful Environments, with 261.25 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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