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The Republic of Ralphburg

“Woof Woof Awoooo”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire

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The Republic of Ralphburg is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Ralph J Russell with an iron fist, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, national health service, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.362 billion Ralphburgers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ralphburg. The average income tax rate is 16.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ralphburgian economy, worth a remarkable 2,531 trillion Dogecoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 270,364 Dogecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Savvy students quote paywalled research knowing that university lecturers can't afford to check the citations, the nation's leading climatologists are investigating animal flatulence in efforts to reduce methane emissions, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived, and the overhead luggage compartment is often full. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ralphburg's national animal is the big smoldog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ralphburg is ranked 9,846th in the world and 233rd in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 411.05 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 257thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 341stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 587thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,225thMost Influential: 1,330thMost Secular: 1,719thLargest Mining Sector: 1,963rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,809thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,397thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,512thRudest Citizens: 3,539thHighest Average Incomes: 4,111thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,132ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,234thSmartest Citizens: 4,598thMost Developed: 4,786thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,327thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,403rdLowest Crime Rates: 6,751stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,228thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,497thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,885thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,157thMost Efficient Economies: 8,549thLargest Black Market: 8,691stMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,943rdHighest Economic Output: 9,224thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,846thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,940thLargest Governments: 10,044thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 14,454thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,120thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,209thMost Cultured: 19,305thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,688thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,493rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,826thMost Stationary: 21,622ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,766th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 22nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 30th in the regionMost Secular: 42nd in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 53rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 60th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 60th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 76th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 76th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 77th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 81st in the regionLargest Black Market: 87th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 89th in the regionMost Influential: 92nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 93rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 114th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 120th in the regionMost Developed: 128th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 135th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 155th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 161st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 161st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 164th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 167th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 168th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 203rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 206th in the regionLargest Governments: 231st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 233rd in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 319th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 321st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 352nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 400th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 406th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 407th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 418th in the regionLargest Populations: 483rd in the regionMost Cultured: 501st in the region

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