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The Dexterian Republic of Bawkie |
“yovaş fovaş oʐ vǐēj pretid uş uvaş musuf Fiyavis”
Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Below Average |
Location: the South Pacific |
Regional Influence: Squire |
The Dexterian Republic of Bawkie is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Nahmon Jaaqisidad with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cheerful population of 13.447 billion Bawkiens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mezqurbha Dzifatfatbawqur. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Bawkien economy, worth a remarkable 4,600 trillion Bawks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 342,113 Bawks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Towns are often run by puppets, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate, and glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bawkie's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dexterism.
Bawkie is ranked 1,773rd in the world and 47th in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 842.09 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Bawkie, glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide.
- : Following new legislation in Bawkie, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate.
- : Bawkie was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : Following new legislation in Bawkie, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news.
- : Following new legislation in Bawkie, towns are often run by puppets.
- : Bawkie endorsed The Most Serene Republic of Dante-topia.
- : Bawkie was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Dante-topia.
- : Following new legislation in Bawkie, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'.
- : Following new legislation in Bawkie, teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season.
- : Following new legislation in Bawkie, environmental legislation occurs cyclically.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 372 » Drystar, Tsunamy, The Solar System Scope, Hanguk-Nippon, Land Without Shrimp, USNE2018, Curlyhoward, The naked people, Amerion, Jehenna, Nowa Europa, Darakin, Aidenfieeld, Abarri, Bleakfoot, Fasire, PenguinPies, Isokenzar, Wehraboos, Kiasu-ism, Sthalrim, Theorin, Rebel-topia, North Kanuckistan, Oreo States, Xandev, Dankstergrad, Southern Numenor, Pax Dracon, A leftover country, Rad Asia, Antarctic Empires, Calistan, Cypheri, Linden Oak, Walloonia, Nova Montron, Maeiland, Ralphburg, Dereistic, United Great Holy Empire, Madhonia, Sanden, The Two Jerseys, Privatore, Soem, Shefino, Yellunstryer, Ancient Slobovia, Noire Denholm, and 322 others.Unielvan Millorvium, Farengeto, Zaelith, Gymnostan, Los Lonley Boys, Ebonhand, Kringalia, Indolos, West Pastafaria, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Mapico, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Itani, Saint Cinder, Myness, Jammlandia, Drugged Monkeys, Myndia, Midand, Ridehale, Tepertopia, Phanama, Menesynchro, Myhomecountry, Great Scapula, Havenfell, Transtemporal Shifts, SHAYTAN UKHIROSS, Unojo, Centia Deran, Skaladoria, Obscure Sorrows, Freedoom, The Island of Sorna, United States of Belvaria, Beblahbleblo, Wallanda, Sutarianesia, Geekvia, Bavaristan, Imperium Sempiternum, Saciu, Eastern Cenland Anuicalica, Al Madhaa, Nomayuki, Pamela And Hepatitis, Ambitchous, Aurcania, Ostavaria, The Woragopiria, Arscanesia, Piscantium, Changolandia, Amonguitos, Tiazan, Chernaya Zvezda, Eleuthelrium, Ever Testing, Vicken, New Anterea, Great Lothian, Zanforadon, Mavenu, Tvania, ARIAPOLIS01, Karatengisa, Figlandia, Bonobiana, Gracca, Venezia Pacifica, Seythennia, Farelonia, Nill Vill, Auviantan Outh Islands, Froshar, Altnavia, No moking, Of The Bannana Boat Republic, Atomic Garden, Lynxaion, Dutch-Gaming-Commune, Dakalian, The Haughtherlands, Martzbrieg, Respackjakenrhace, Platino, Ugranda, Balisca, America Gone Wrong, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, The Worst army of, Estival, ANuadh, Goldnation, Dun Frest, 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Nakayo, United Allied Systems Nations, BEEstreetz, Pepperton, Great Andora, Lyautesie, Eastern Juble Lux, Peoples East Aliska, Vimoraland, Sedunn, Nyitrai, Soradev, Meirenyu, North Harave, Anarco Argentina, Donauvolk, Geneek, Anchors Islands, Canamerico and Greenland, Genoxelande, Anglimerica, The Xolbarian Opposition, Mardunia, Stelmund, Qadiworka, Novosibersk, Poguelands, Tsuskia, Greater Fennovia, Novovaritsya, National Kingdom Of Authority, The Blue Hope, Wisdomland2029, Southern Indochina, Haya-Nagatoro, Karmasia, Sein, Like whatever, Tahiron, New Xartoia, 7 Trees, Emus and Papayas, North Korea is best, Gwandalis, Eastern Bahia, Meglomania, Megistos, Cunny Cute and Funny, Agora Highland, SharttingToepia, Puntiana, A Place Somewhere, Khal Papax, Amerikanisches Imperium, Christos, Tribe of Dan, Alayxis, Melonio, Overname, Legion Of The Moon, Hailfront, Janoi Donacen, Neo Kervoskia, Serpleddyland, Corthsri, Norfarland, Rotenaplistan, Thosharach, We are What Remains, Lebanenius, The Lombard League, Hokkai, Markanissa, and Dante-topia.