The South Pacific World Census

The Most Scientifically Advanced in the South Pacific

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 7,702^nd in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The PS2 Puppet of Heliosphere	Authoritarian Democracy	“Stop reading my motto!”
2.	The Serene Democracy of Bear Connors Paradiso	Left-Leaning College State	“What is love? Baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me, no more.”
3.	The Free Land of Privatore	Capitalist Paradise	“Desperate, but not helpless.”
4.	The Panda of Pencil Sharpeners 2	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Stop reading my motto!”
5.	The Holy Filesharing Empire of Ceidtopia	Capitalizt	“No work no worries.”
6.	The Hive of Delthorensdale	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Facilitate.”
7.	The Technocracy of The Clockwork Republic	Democratic Socialists	“The Way Forward”
8.	The Space Pirate Empire of New Briantown	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Twirling Toward Freedom”
9.	The Kingdom of Outer Utonixick Gollinican	Democratic Socialists	“Whatever, I do what I want”
10.	The Republic of Kiasu-ism	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Kiasi, Kiabor, and most importantly... Kiasu!”

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