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The Socialist Republic of Progressive Vietnam

“Communism forever! Death to traitors and reactionaries!”

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The Socialist Republic of Progressive Vietnam is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Vladimir Lenin with a fair hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, digital currency, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.457 billion Progressive Vietnamians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Leningrad. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Progressive Vietnamian economy, worth a remarkable 1,335 trillion VNDS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 127,692 VNDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations, and praying before a battle is a court-martial offence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Progressive Vietnam's national animal is the water buffalo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Progressive Vietnam is ranked 268,994^th in the world and 1^st in The Communist Party of Vietnam for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.7 kickbacks per hour.

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