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The Loving Couple of Pride Month |
“Lumity”
| Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
| Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
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Location: The DankLeft Commune |
Regional Influence: Diplomat |
The Loving Couple of Pride Month is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Raine with an iron fist, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, ritual sacrifices, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.184 billion Pride Monthians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Defense, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emperors Castle. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Pride Monthian economy, worth a remarkable 1,040 trillion snails a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 113,316 snails, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 550,670 per year while the poor average 13,467, a ratio of 40.9 to 1.
Burglary is widely regarded as the national sport, safe drinking water is considered a luxury, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Pride Month with a very polite populace, and anniversaries of major historical events pass unnoticed. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pride Month's national animal is the owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Cards.
Pride Month is ranked 214,227th in the world and 7th in The DankLeft Commune for Fattest Citizens, with 8.98 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Pride Month was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
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Pride Month's influence in The DankLeft Commune fell from "Ambassador" to "Diplomat".
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Pride Month's influence in The DankLeft Commune rose from "Diplomat" to "Ambassador".
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Pride Month was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
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Pride Month's influence in The DankLeft Commune rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Diplomat".
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Pride Month was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
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Pride Month was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
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Pride Month was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
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Pride Month's influence in The DankLeft Commune fell from "Negotiator" to "Duckspeaker".
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Pride Month's influence in The DankLeft Commune fell from "Contender" to "Negotiator".

















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