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The Blam blam pow pow pow of Murder Murder Gun Shooters

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The Blam blam pow pow pow of Murder Murder Gun Shooters is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Rattatatatatatakakakaka with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, vat-grown people, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.076 billion yeehaw pow pow pows are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gundon. The average income tax rate is 88.2%.

The frighteningly efficient cowboy blam blammer economy, worth a remarkable 2,366 trillion Bullets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 260,713 Bullets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to carry an umbrella when the official weather forecast predicts a sunny day, self-driving cars obey the road rules even during emergencies, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, and historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Murder Murder Gun Shooters's national animal is the Dead Animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Way of the Gun.

Murder Murder Gun Shooters is ranked 282,355^th in the world and 38^th in Scandinavia for Safest, scoring 6.11 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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