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The Mostly Insignificant Nation of Ioavollr

“Ownership is Exclusion”

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Location: Scandinavia

Regional Influence: Superpower


The Mostly Insignificant Nation of Ioavollr is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 34.782 billion Citizens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Ioavollrian economy, worth 599 trillion ISSP Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 17,229 ISSP Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, the new Kodiak Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Ioavollr after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ioavollr's national animal is the Kodiak, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ioavollr is ranked 278,263rd in the world and 61st in Scandinavia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -43.52 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Beautiful Environments: 15thMost Valuable International Artwork: 34thBest Weather: 45thMost Pacifist: 102ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 131stHighest Average Tax Rates: 144thLargest Governments: 249thSmartest Citizens: 269thLowest Crime Rates: 369thSafest: 450thHealthiest Citizens: 567thHighest Food Quality: 582ndMost Influential: 584thMost Cheerful Citizens: 613thMost Cultured: 619thLeast Corrupt Governments: 633rdNicest Citizens: 688thMost Compassionate Citizens: 805thMost Secular: 834thLongest Average Lifespans: 970thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,437thLargest Populations: 1,870thMost Inclusive: 2,741stTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 2,878thMost Stationary: 3,958thMost Income Equality: 9,208thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,767thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,683rdTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 19,397th
Most Pacifist: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 8 » Goldvarnia, Eutania, Westinridge, Wutar Katari, Doormat to the Lord, Grandistania, Kraujinga, and Snow landia.