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The Kingdom of Lemontea |
“When life gives you lemons, make lemon tea”
| Category: Civil Rights Lovefest | ||
| Civil Rights: Frightening |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: World Benchmark |
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Location: Lazarus |
Regional Influence: Minnow |
The Kingdom of Lemontea is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Sophia Langley with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.203 billion Lemonteans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lemonade. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Lemontean economy, worth a remarkable 1,894 trillion Lemons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 262,955 Lemons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Black gold is looking more brown these days, sweat stains are proof of political acumen, in the mighty jungle the lion once again sleeps tonight, and public buses smell like litter boxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lemontea's national animal is the Quail, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Lemontea is ranked 107,792nd in the world and 4,407th in Lazarus for Largest Populations, with 7.20 billion capita.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Lemontea, public buses smell like litter boxes.
- : Following new legislation in
Lemontea, in the mighty jungle the lion once again sleeps tonight.
- : Following new legislation in
Lemontea, sweat stains are proof of political acumen.
- : Following new legislation in
Lemontea, black gold is looking more brown these days.
- : Following new legislation in
Lemontea, diplomats miss flights while wandering Lemonade Airport's endless art maze.
- : Following new legislation in
Lemontea, brain-freeze has taken on a new meaning.
- : Following new legislation in
Lemontea, citizens select which government department gets their income tax Lemons each year.
- : Following new legislation in
Lemontea, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors.
- : Following new legislation in
Lemontea, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property.
- : Following new legislation in
Lemontea, high school band practice is often crashed by technicolor-clad ravers.
World Assembly
New Rogernomics,
Wang Yao,
Feux, and
Fat Angel.






















































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