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The Free Imperial Principality of Kanjuura is a titanic, socially progressive nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, flagrant waste-dumping, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 18.843 billion Kanjuurans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, outspoken individuals is primarily concerned with Industry, although Education and Public Transport are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kanjuuran economy, worth a remarkable 5,203 trillion Maldaras a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 276,175 Maldaras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Weather reports simply advise Kanjuurans to 'look outside', university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts, the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me, and economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kanjuura's national animal is the Kanjuuran Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kanjuura is ranked 366^th in the world and 1^st in The League for Fattest Citizens, with 87.12 Obesity Rate.