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The Nuclear Kingdom of Great Luxem |
“From Rust To Radiant Royalty!”
| Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
| Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
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Location: The Great Monarchical Nations |
Regional Influence: Apprentice |
The Nuclear Kingdom of Great Luxem is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by King-CEO Troy Plutonius with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.132 billion NK Luxemians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Watmirsteel. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.0%.
The frighteningly efficient NK Luxemian economy, worth 520 trillion atoms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 244,052 atoms, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,525,900 per year while the poor average 16,593, a ratio of 92.0 to 1.
Gay couples who hold hands are forced into unbreakable bonds, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, the law says that all NK Luxemians are created equal no matter how they were created, and mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great Luxem's national animal is the slave, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of Gamma.
Great Luxem is ranked 3,436th in the world and 3rd in The Great Monarchical Nations for Fattest Citizens, with 33.95 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Great Luxem was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- : Following new legislation in
Great Luxem, mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them.
- : Following new legislation in
Great Luxem, the law says that all NK Luxemians are created equal no matter how they were created.
- : Following new legislation in
Great Luxem, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors.
- : Following new legislation in
Great Luxem, gay couples who hold hands are forced into unbreakable bonds.
- : Following new legislation in
Great Luxem, 'Slavenado 6: You Gotta Be Kidding Me' is this summer's top-grossing movie.
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Great Luxem was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
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Great Luxem lodged a message on the The Great Monarchical Nations Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in
Great Luxem, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Watmirsteel.
- : Following new legislation in
Great Luxem, the government spends billions to retrieve millions worth of asteroid gold.
World Assembly
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Grosskaiserliche Deutsche Imperium,
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