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The Armed Republic of Nu-Normandy |
“Je te nuke”
| Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
| Civil Rights: Outlawed |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
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Location: The Great Monarchical Nations |
Regional Influence: Diplomat |
The Armed Republic of Nu-Normandy is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.126 billion Nu-Normandyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Nu-Normandyian economy, worth 184 trillion Nukes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 163,764 Nukes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife, foreign nationals are widely distrusted, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, and war is more of a science than an art. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nu-Normandy's national animal is the Nuke, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Nu-Normandy is ranked 252,821st in the world and 24th in The Great Monarchical Nations for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.2 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Nu-Normandy, war is more of a science than an art.
- :
Nu-Normandy was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather and Healthiest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in
Nu-Normandy, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
- : Following new legislation in
Nu-Normandy, foreign nationals are widely distrusted.
- : Following new legislation in
Nu-Normandy, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife.
- : Following new legislation in
Nu-Normandy, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Leader.
- : Following new legislation in
Nu-Normandy, toothpaste is a mealtime delicacy.
- :
Nu-Normandy was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and the Top 10% for Best Weather.
- : Following new legislation in
Nu-Normandy, children entertain themselves by throwing rocks through the windows of world-class museums.
- : Following new legislation in
Nu-Normandy, exterminators swarm Nu-Normandyian homes.
World Assembly
Nepri,
Grosskaiserliche Deutsche Imperium,
Tanthess,
Xylenia Adfor,
Tlahatl, and
Great Luxem.


































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