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The Ma pali jan of Ma pi kulupu

“jan pali pi ma ale o kulupu! o weka li linja sina!”

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The Ma pali jan of Ma pi kulupu is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by jan lawa Kesi with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, daily referendums, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.005 billion jan kulupu mute are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ma tomo Kapito. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The all-consuming jan kulupu economy, worth 404 trillion manis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 100,875 manis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children's TV shows are having a gay old time, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation, and citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm. Crime is totally unknown. Ma pi kulupu's national animal is the kijetesantakalu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is nasin sewi.

Ma pi kulupu is ranked 279,915^th in the world and 1,122^nd in The Communist Bloc for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -11.49 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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