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The United Socialist States of Ma pi kulupu

“jan pali pi ma ale o kulupu! o weka li linja sina!”

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The United Socialist States of Ma pi kulupu is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 321 million ma pi kulupuans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ma tomo Kapito. The average income tax rate is 85.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Ma pi kulupuan economy, worth 13.7 trillion manis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 42,619 manis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, the Ma pi kulupuan Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, nations that kill a ma pi kulupuan can expect a strongly worded letter, and there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees her shadow. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ma pi kulupu's national animal is the kijetesantakalu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ma pi kulupu is ranked 267,109^th in the world and 1,691^st in The Communist Bloc for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -9.3 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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