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The United Socialist States of Ma pi kulupu

“jan pali pi ma ale o kulupu! o weka li linja sina!”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: The Communist Bloc

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The United Socialist States of Ma pi kulupu is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 321 million ma pi kulupuans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ma tomo Kapito. The average income tax rate is 85.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Ma pi kulupuan economy, worth 13.7 trillion manis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 42,619 manis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, the Ma pi kulupuan Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, nations that kill a ma pi kulupuan can expect a strongly worded letter, and there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees her shadow. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Ma pi kulupu's national animal is the kijetesantakalu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ma pi kulupu is ranked 267,109th in the world and 1,691st in The Communist Bloc for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -9.3 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,350thMost Pacifist: 7,027thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,091stLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,109thMost Influential: 8,052ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,850thNicest Citizens: 9,925thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,826thMost Inclusive: 13,195thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,666thTop
Best Weather: 14,189thSafest: 14,659thHealthiest Citizens: 15,228thMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,786thMost Income Equality: 16,163rdHighest Food Quality: 16,737thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,706thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,223rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 21,985thLargest Governments: 22,852ndLongest Average Lifespans: 22,907thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,413thSmartest Citizens: 23,936thMost Cultured: 26,540th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 91st in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 167th in the regionMost Devout: 167th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 66 » FlyLands, Manchukurun, Socialist Zorolia, Grebanistan, Shamian, Red Nation State, Europa Volksdemokratisch Sozialistisch, North Fluedan, Feyrisshire, Soviet Felines, Carrico, Socialist Balkon, Eleanors Isle, Flying-Penguins, The Steephills, Paulistania, Melanesia and Micronesia, Newlbania, New Soviet States of America, Pogging Through The Pain, The Reunification of Korea, Pajonia, South Merwervader Islands, Hispania Lusitana, Aeruda, Techno Socialystiche, Yutopia, Kominis, Timofeyland, Green Briar, Soviet Socialist Anglia, East Shancia, Jus Publicum Europaeum, Free Collectives, Huelistan, Sheathimony, Council of America, American Liberationists, Canadian Democratic Republics, Repolaa, Floreznia, Whatevernext, Phallas, Boyarkinskaya, Socialist Cymrus, Novao, Transbiansylvania, Exania, Bovad, Ugriasau, and 16 others.Councilist Communes, Sith Isles, Saxxony, Comuny, RSSFR, Democratic-Socialists, Karelianastan, Firaxos, Borealian Communes, Puaco, Kethania, Mallissa, Colil, Marxistans, Kirrlark, and Goshnia and Goshnigovina.