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The Hi TCB I'm Dad of Namwenia

“Love, freedom, and equality”

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The Hi TCB I'm Dad of Namwenia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Carlita Nom with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, vat-grown people, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.677 billion Namwenians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Onaw. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Namwenian economy, worth 709 trillion Curts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 192,834 Curts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, firebombing politicians' offices has become a common way of expressing dissatisfaction, to say that military robots are inclined towards violence is offensive, and the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Namwenia's national animal is the Manatee, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is None.

Namwenia is ranked 283,334^th in the world and 1,176^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -12.49 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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