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“Fleas and Nits will rule soon. BOINGGGGgg!”

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The Filthy Stinkers of FLEABAG is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by FLEABAG THE FILTHY with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical population of 6.626 billion FLEABAGians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The relatively small, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of CITY OF FLEAS. The average income tax rate is 9.7%.

The FLEABAGian economy, worth 296 trillion itches a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Pizza Delivery, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,812 itches, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the CITY OF FLEAS Natural History Museum, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, and reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. FLEABAG's national animal is the flea, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is FLEABAG JUMPERS.

FLEABAG is ranked 291,390^th in the world and 3^rd in Flea Circus for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -40 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.