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The Grand Commonwealth of Euterpee

“Η Ευτέρπη θα αναστηθεί ως Φοίνικας!”

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Location: Aeternum

Regional Influence: Diplomat

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The Grand Commonwealth of Euterpee is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Marble Lady Ester Alexandra II with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, national health service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 1.897 billion Euterpeeans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Penelope - Αγία Πηνελόπη. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Euterpeean economy, worth 322 trillion Euterpeenian Franks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 169,977 Euterpeenian Franks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,013,503 per year while the poor average 13,023, a ratio of 77.8 to 1.

Scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license, and people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Euterpee's national animal is the Indigo Orca, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Euterpee is ranked 9,929th in the world and 10th in Aeternum for Most Cultured, scoring 115 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,707thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 4,164thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,821stLargest Retail Industry: 4,980thMost Influential: 6,076thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,549thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,304thMost Cultured: 9,929thMost Efficient Economies: 9,958thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,908thHighest Food Quality: 12,471stSmartest Citizens: 13,876thMost Developed: 13,879thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,496thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,013thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 16,877thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,744thHighest Average Incomes: 18,092ndMost Secular: 18,896thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,274thLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,933rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 29,703rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 29,987thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 30,062ndMost Inclusive: 30,154thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 30,557th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 14th in the regionMost Developed: 15th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 15th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 17th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 19th in the regionMost Patriotic: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 22nd in the regionLargest Governments: 23rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 27th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 27th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 28th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 30th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 31st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 32nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 32nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 32nd in the regionMost Secular: 32nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 34th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 36th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 39th in the regionMost Inclusive: 41st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 41st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 42nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 43rd in the regionMost Stationary: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 46th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 49th in the region

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World Assembly

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Endorsements Received: 21 » Democratic Republic of Isgard, Ggot, Tinhampton, Artamisiland, French New Wake Island, Kwiztshen, Pultis, Vraxar, Economic Soviet Republic, Novus Ordo Mundi, Yachil, Watemya Islands, Gunouternial, Trilwyth, Turtlandia, Zaporizhzhian Sich, De Murcia, Taray, Greep, Wildefleur, and Husrien.