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The Irrational Hivemind of East Cary Middle School

“I don't know why I manage this, I go to Cary High now!”

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The Irrational Hivemind of East Cary Middle School is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Hirochi Sunburst with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 2.9 billion East Cary Middle Schoolians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The 800 Building. The average income tax rate is 80.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient East Cary Middle Schoolian economy, worth 312 trillion Wunks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 107,818 Wunks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hirochi Sunburst lives life on the open road - complete with groupies, shops were recently ransacked as cigarettes returned to the shelves, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, and the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Cary Middle School's national animal is the Leopard Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

East Cary Middle School is ranked 43,148^th in the world and 2,324^th in Osiris for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,419.54 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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