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The Republic of North Kanuckistan

“Eat maple syrup free or die”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire

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The Republic of North Kanuckistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Van Ueff III with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.71 billion North Kanuckies are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beaverton. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient North Kanuckistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,870 trillion Kanucks a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,936 Kanucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Female smokers cut their hair and don suits to get into male-only clubs, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, and the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Kanuckistan's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

North Kanuckistan is ranked 7,362nd in the world and 174th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 12,837.69 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 391stMost Influential: 1,032ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,921stTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,958thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,288thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,864thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,028thSafest: 7,081stMost Advanced Public Education: 7,362ndBest Weather: 7,685thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,841stMost Developed: 8,212thMost Pacifist: 8,240thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,637thHealthiest Citizens: 9,481stLargest Welfare Programs: 9,663rdLowest Crime Rates: 10,676thMost Stationary: 10,851stSmartest Citizens: 11,615thLargest Governments: 11,748thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,322ndNicest Citizens: 12,561stMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,570thHighest Food Quality: 12,995thMost Cultured: 13,650thHighest Economic Output: 13,863rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 13,919thTop
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Most Inclusive: 17,065thMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,172ndLargest Publishing Industry: 17,786thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,238thMost Secular: 20,669thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,718thLargest Populations: 22,502ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,916thMost Subsidized Industry: 26,716thMost Valuable International Artwork: 28,598th
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Most Influential: 49th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 53rd in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 55th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 66th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 128th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 174th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 184th in the regionMost Stationary: 198th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 202nd in the regionSafest: 214th in the regionMost Developed: 220th in the regionLargest Populations: 223rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 230th in the regionBest Weather: 231st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 234th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 235th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 240th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 240th in the regionMost Pacifist: 243rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 261st in the regionLargest Governments: 263rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 264th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 271st in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 300th in the regionMost Cultured: 333rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 364th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 368th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 368th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 369th in the regionNicest Citizens: 369th in the regionMost Secular: 450th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 461st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 467th in the regionMost Inclusive: 502nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 509th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 517th in the region

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