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The Free Palestine of Lilli Lands

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The Free Palestine of Lilli Lands is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Lilli Ka'aihue with an even hand, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 1.655 billion Lilli citizens enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 'Aina o nā Honu. The average income tax rate is 69.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Lilli economy, worth 89.0 trillion kālās a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 53,756 kālās, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's biggest export is stupidity, nobody is forced to join the armed forces, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones, and the weather in 'Aina o nā Honu is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lilli Lands's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is obviously Honu Akua.

Lilli Lands is ranked 53,386^th in the world and 1,166^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,096.96 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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