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The Principality of Cunny Cute and Funny |
“Bro, I don't want to live here”
Category: Corrupt Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Good |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: the South Pacific |
Regional Influence: Sprat |
The Principality of Cunny Cute and Funny is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 179 million Cunnians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 53.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Cunny Cute and Funnyian economy, worth 7.85 trillion Cunnian rubles a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 43,845 Cunnian rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Leader's new office has a propensity to catch on fire, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties, there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services, and the practice of capital punishment proves divisive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cunny Cute and Funny's national animal is the Illyasviel von Einzbern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Cunny Cute and Funny is ranked 122,328th in the world and 2,500th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,585.77 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Cunny Cute and Funny, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive.
- : Cunny Cute and Funny was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Cunny Cute and Funny, there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services.
- : Following new legislation in Cunny Cute and Funny, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties.
- : Following new legislation in Cunny Cute and Funny, Leader's new office has a propensity to catch on fire.
- : Following new legislation in Cunny Cute and Funny, a good education is the best way to narrow your employment opportunities.
- : Following new legislation in Cunny Cute and Funny, even secular Cunnians are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!".
- : Following new legislation in Cunny Cute and Funny, the endangered saltwater humpback Illyasviel von Einzbern is only seen in captivity programs.
- : Following new legislation in Cunny Cute and Funny, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials.
- : Following new legislation in Cunny Cute and Funny, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 68 » Illyanisches Demokratische Republik, Zheng Fa, Aidenfieeld, Amerion, Goldnation, Eastern Juble Lux, Volaworand, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Haya-Nagatoro, Bleakfoot, The Blue Hope, Curlyhoward, Bawkie, Bohenia, Ever Testing, Anarco Argentina, Belschaft, America Gone Wrong, Wehraboos, Eleuthelrium, Geneek, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Arscanesia, Asarana, Greater Fennovia, Nakayo, Genoxelande, Ebonhand, Emagination, Differences-In-Differences, ANuadh, The Free Falklands, BEEstreetz, Great Scapula, Hacrela, Land Without Shrimp, Pepperton, Tepertopia, Great Lothian, 7 Trees, Gwandalis, Springwalla, Nowa Europa, Stelmund, Poguelands, East Endia, Blipp, Chernaya Zvezda, The Two Jerseys, Drystar, and 18 others.Deerp, Nova Montron, Kiasu-ism, Meglomania, Darakin, Shefino, Linden Oak, Ancient Slobovia, Astolfochea, The Filippinas, Rebel-topia, New Amerikan Republic, Privatore, Gymnostan, North Kanuckistan, HawkoFon, Lilli Lands, and Sporaltryus.