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The Capital City of Dakar

“Senegal”

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The Capital City of Dakar is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, enslaved workforce, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 22.983 billion Dakarians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 79.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Dakarian economy, worth a remarkable 2,778 trillion Golds a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,902 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, the Dakar City Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative, and misbehaving Elephants deemed dangerous to the public are shot and hanged by the town hall as a warning to others. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dakar's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dakar is ranked 198,177^th in the world and 6,511^th in Lazarus for Most Primitive, scoring -81.03 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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