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The Zombie Kittenz eat ur brains of Deadcatistan

“Meow, meow, meow - you die now!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Zombie Kittenz eat ur brains of Deadcatistan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Chairman Whisker with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, ritual sacrifices, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 19.599 billion Deadcatistanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Megacity One. The average income tax rate is 5.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Deadcatistanian economy, worth a remarkable 6,109 trillion tears of orphans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 311,733 tears of orphans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, and toilet paper is considered a non-essential item in the embargo against Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Deadcatistan's national animal is the bearded hipster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the timeless wisdom of Billy Mays.

Deadcatistan is ranked 20,077th in the world and 567th in the Rejected Realms for Most Patriotic, with 34.38 flags saluted per person per day.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 420thFattest Citizens: 570thHighest Disposable Incomes: 677thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,069thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,143rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,146thMost Secular: 1,232ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,344thLargest Retail Industry: 1,444thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,553rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,701stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,734thHighest Economic Output: 1,770thMost Efficient Economies: 1,852ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,072ndHighest Average Incomes: 2,074thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,500thTop
Most Avoided: 2,924thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,976thLargest Black Market: 3,340thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,341stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,963rdRudest Citizens: 4,616thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,850thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,432ndMost Subsidized Industry: 6,175thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,225thLargest Mining Sector: 6,910thLargest Governments: 7,119thSmartest Citizens: 8,214thMost Armed: 8,647thLargest Populations: 11,150thMost Cultured: 13,484thTop
Most Patriotic: 20,077thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,549thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,442ndLowest Crime Rates: 24,348th
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13th in the regionFattest Citizens: 27th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 27th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 31st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 33rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 45th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 49th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 50th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 51st in the regionMost Secular: 53rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 53rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 54th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 55th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 56th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 75th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 75th in the regionLargest Black Market: 78th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 79th in the regionMost Avoided: 89th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 104th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 107th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 113th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 125th in the regionRudest Citizens: 146th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 155th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 163rd in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 184th in the regionLargest Governments: 188th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 203rd in the regionLargest Populations: 205th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 222nd in the regionMost Armed: 252nd in the regionMost Cultured: 313th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 512th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 513th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 520th in the regionMost Patriotic: 567th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 644th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 817th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 1,006th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,206th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1,212th in the regionMost Stationary: 1,232nd in the regionNudest: 1,239th in the regionMost Influential: 1,252nd in the region

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