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The Democratic Provinces of Canadain

“Those who bleed red stand equal beneath the blue sky”

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The Democratic Provinces of Canadain is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Elect with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, state-planned economy, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.929 billion Canadainians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Otterwa. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Canadainian economy, worth 456 trillion Loonie and Toonies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 155,911 Loonie and Toonies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size, both criminals and civilians are DOA, and a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Canadain's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Earthism.

Canadain is ranked 292,233^rd in the world and 59^th in The Social Liberal Union for Fattest Citizens, with 5.47 Obesity Rate.

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Endorsements Received: 36 » Osagh, Drennicka, Vancovaria, Harndon, Vesilen Island, Favenland, Messeion, Munzo Side 3, Antifa Malta, Y Gweriniaeth Cymru, Port Happy, The Newer Land, The New Misiones, Velzyna, Rosterbach, Ratateague, Masdobo, Virksland, Eisentach, Myra Nortan, Hirematia, Uluxe, Zahoria-Pannonia, Soyo Vax, Rantoomb, Technoloplant, Arcomo, Anaaxes, Andalunia, Toplandia, Nationalist Mobian states, Riverbrook, The Northern Part of America, Yuenanzantium, Erynia and Draconia, and Cabo Zafra.